May 2012
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Dan Dringle Live! →
Tonight.  The Also-Ran Comedy Hour presents “Dringle Comes Alive” at The Lab at the Hollywood Improv.  DanDringle.com is brought to life by comedians Jim Hegarty, Jared Moskowitz, Josh Androsky, Brandon Vaughn and Sofiya Alexandra.  My sick is inside them and tonight it becomes yours.  Live.
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February 2012
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November 2011
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Dear Dan,
Why do blind musicians always have to wave their head around all the time? What does blindness have to do with your neck muscles? God, I hate them. Thanks, Patricia Yu Dear Patricia, You’re racist. Can I take you out for dinner some time?  I get 1/2 priced appetizers at most Chili’s due to my long standing AAA membership. Dan “can I get some extra Chipotle Mayo with those...
Sep 8th
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June 2011
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I'm on Twitter, David. Daddy loves you. Daddy will... →
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February 2011
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Dear Dan,
I know a lot of James Bond themes, but there’s one that stumps me.  Can you tell me who sang the theme to “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service” and what the song is called? Best wishes, Freddie Guerrero Dear Freddie, You have excellent taste in both music and film, my lazy brown friend.  The song is “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (Main Title)” by...
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Mine is a world is without mirrors so that one may never be forced to face the ungovernable humiliation of their own existence.  Now, WHO WANTS FREE STICKERS!?! Send you address to DanDringle@gmail.com for your free Dan Dringle stickers.  I promise you will love them, David.
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November 2010
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Nov 15th
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Dear Dan,
Whenever my dad gets that glazed-over look in his eyes, I know he means to talk about regrets, but it all comes out in racial slurs. What’s a good way to decipher drunk dad mumbles?  Look. Some people relax with a warm bath and a good book and SOME people crush an Ambien with the back of their pay-as-you-go cell phone and mix it in to a plastic tumbler full of Buffalo Trace and drink it in...
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Jun 23rd
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Yesterday was Father’s Day.  I celebrated by crushing an Ambien into my complimentary first-class glass of champagne while watching “Taken” on my laptop on my red-eye flight back from the ad conference in Ocala, FL.   Daddy would travel to France and throat punch Eastern European sex traffickers for you, David. Have fun at Space Camp!  Please tell your mother to call me. ...
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