Why do blind musicians always have to wave their head around all the time?
What does blindness have to do with your neck muscles? God, I hate them.

Thanks, Patricia Yu

Dear Patricia,
You’re racist. Can I take you out for dinner some time?  I get 1/2 priced appetizers at most Chili’s due to my long standing AAA membership.

Dan “can I get some extra Chipotle Mayo with those Southwest Eggrolls, please?” Dringle